This is by far the dumbest product I have ever greenlit. God Damn Baldy demanded it. Did anyone listen to Episode 1 of the Academy Thesis STA game we did? No? Then no one gets the joke. It doesn't matter though. If you want to wear a joke proclaiming Scout's (Baumheckel) ultimate fate to land face first on the deck, this is the perfect shirt for you.
I don't know why you'd want to do that. You do you.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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This is by far the dumbest product I have ever greenlit. God Damn Baldy demanded it. Did anyone listen to Episode 1 of the Academy Thesis STA game we did? No? Then no one gets the joke. It doesn't matter though. If you want to wear a joke proclaiming Scout's (Baumheckel) ultimate fate to land face first on the deck, this is the perfect shirt for you.
I don't know why you'd want to do that. You do you.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
